This Craigslist Ad Is So Sad… Until You Get To The End, Then It’s Priceless

by 3 years ago

This Craigslist ad for what appears to be an ad by man being forced to give away his sweet little doggy was spotted by a user on Reddit, but once you start reading it you realize that it’s not quite what you thought it was…

MY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So. . .. . …anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!

Wow, that ended so much better than it began.

H/T Mandatory


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