Would You Go On A Date With This Craigslist Guy Looking For A Hot Brunette Who ‘Farts Like A Clydesdale’?
Answer: I hope you wouldn’t. That’s depressing. Do you know how low your standards have to be to hook up with someone who posted in the “missed connections” section on Craigslist? Particularly if he called you a lying fart monster in the ad.
Okay, he didn’t quite say “lying fart monster,” but he implied it. As if any woman with even a shred of dignity would reply to this ad:
A lady killer he is not.