A Thirsty Cristiano Ronaldo Has Been Liking This Sexy Actress’ Instagram Pics Which Obviously Means They’re Having Sex

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Cristiano Ronaldo broke up with his stunning Russian actress/model girlfriend Irina Shayk earlier this year. So I think it’s safe to say that he’s in super-single mode: everything and everyone is a potential prospect. And when you’re one of the best soccer players in the world (cue comment section outrage), your prospects include some of the most beautiful women in the world.

Ronaldo recently took to Instagram and gave a ‘Like’ to four of Wolf of Wall Street goddess Margot Robbie’s Instagram pictures. So what, just a few ‘likes’ are trivial, right? NO BRO HE WANTS TO BANG HER DON’T YOU GET IT?! A guy who only follows 37 people on Instagram and goes on a mini late-night liking spree of one of the hottest women in the world, and soon to be hotter after the release of can’t miss Suicide Squaddoesn’t just casually like pictures without his dick in his hand.

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They are fucking TONIGHT, bros. You heard it here first.

Would you??

Ya, me either.

[h/t LADbible]

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