According to this video I am a stupid idiot who does not know the proper way to slice an apple. Normally I would be insulted, but in this case I’m not. I know 99% of the population is also cutting apples wrong, in which case we’re all in the same ignorant-apple-cutting boat. I’m okay with this.
Will your wildest dreams be fulfilled upon learning how to slice an apple like a boss? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a cheap parlor trick for the next happy hour you go to…but only if there’s apples around.