Watch This Dad Give His Newborn A Stone Cold Stunner And Marvel At His Level Of Douchebagness
— Coney? Koni! Konè. (@KidKoni) July 12, 2015
I realize he was “being careful” but he’s supposed to be careful as in “don’t do anything to harm the baby” and not “be careful when applying wrestling moves to a human who can’t hold up his head.”
I mean what, in the literal FUCK, are you thinking in this situation, “dad.” I don’t even want to use the word dad. A father is a person who cares for a child and doesn’t attempt wrestling moves days after the kid escapes the womb.
I hope the kid grows up with a step dad.
[via With Spandex]