This youngster is using voice commands to navigate through the Xbox One menu when his dad happens to walk by. The father utilizes his best dad humor to paint a picture that his son is having a loving conversation with the Xbox. There is talk of love, sex and even marriage between the boy and his Xbox. The dad jokes are delightful up until the moment you realize he really shouldn’t be making fun of his son’s cock size by saying HIS son’s dick is small enough to fit in and fuck a tiny USB slot. Hey dad, the small, unimpressive apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
[Reddit]