Step 1: Don’t ever get cosmetic surgery.
Step 2: If you choose not to follow Step 1 then make sure you go through a LICENSED PHYSICIAN when getting elective cosmetic surgery. Only trust a certified medical professional to perform any procedure. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you ever allow an unlicensed jabroni to perform medical procedures on you from the comfort of your own home (or a warehouse).
Step 3: Never, at any point in your life, let anyone inject your dick with anything other than penicillin.
It is no laughing matter that 22-year-old Justin Street did not follow those steps above and subsequently lost his life after Kasia Rivera, 38, came to his New Jersey home and performed a botched penis enlargement procedure resulting in complete organ failure after her injection went directly into his bloodstream.
NEWARK, NJ — A New Jersey woman has pleaded guilty to causing a man’s death by injecting silicone into his penis.
NJ.com reports that 38-year-old Kasia Rivera of East Orange admitted Tuesday to delivering the silicone injection that killed Justin Street in May 2011.
Authorities say Street went to Rivera’s home so she could inject his penis with silicone, which he hoped would enlarge it. A medical examiner determined that the 22-year-old East Orange man died of a silicone embolism and ruled the death a homicide.
Rivera acknowledged that she wasn’t a trained doctor or licensed to administer the injection.
Prosecutors have agreed to recommend a sentence of five years in state prison. A judge told Rivera she could also be deported back to Jamaica.
Really? Only 5 years in prison for killing a man while people nationwide are serving life sentences for marijuana?
Furthermore, does this look like a woman you’d trust to inject your dong with anything?
Just gonna lay this on the TL | Woman admits to administering fatal dick injection http://t.co/0snNHJvX1Q pic.twitter.com/v1tBlAz6lp
— WIM & Rich (@TGOSPodcast) September 10, 2015
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Maybe I have trouble sympathizing with people getting penis enlargement surgeries because I’m hung like Dirk Diggler, but I have yet to read about any positive story regarding penis enhancement. It seems like every single one of these surgeries I read about ends in disfigurement and/or death. Just two weeks ago I was blogging about an unlicensed woman in Miami who ‘butchered’ a man’s penis in a warehouse after he came in for the same procedure that cost Justin Street his life.
These stories never have positive endings. Just say ‘NO‘ to dick injections.
[Gawker]