Bro Tagged His Sleeping Baby’s Face With a Sharpie. Guess What He Drew?

According to Uproxx

Over the weekend Death & Taxes editor Ned Hepburn posted the photo above of a baby with a dick drawn on its face to Tumblr, a social media site known to people who like pornography as a treasure trove of easily accessible pornography. Look at that baby’s face. Someone drew a dick on it! It’s hilarious, isn’t it. Stupid baby. Serves it right for passing out in public. Them’s the breaks, kid!

But you know who was not amused? Tumblr, who removed the pic as violation of their no “inappropriate content involving minors” policy!

You can bet this kid will one day see this picture and then become fixated on having his revenge. It will consume his youth and I wouldn't be surprised if twenty years from now the father behind this falls asleep drunk and wakes up with no body hair and a mouth full of shit, because you know in twenty years merely drawing a dick on a person's face will be even more played out than it already is.