The other day I came home to both my trash and recycling strewing about my living room and kitchen.
Very bad, indeed. It was the work of my pup, Mandy, who is a mischievous little fucker. Whenever she does stuff like this, I always wonder when during the day she decided to cause a ruckus. Had I made it home from work 15 minutes earlier, would this not have happened?
Probably not, as evidenced by this video, which says it took 31 seconds for Fritz to run amok after his owner left.
Thirty one seconds! I’d call him a bad dog, but look how good he is at getting on those counters. That’s a good dog.