This Woman Can Smash A Watermelon With Just Her Thighs But She Prefers To Do It To Men

Here’s a paragraph that’s sure to cause nightmares. It comes straight from an interview with Anna Conda — a dominatrix and female wrestler from Berlin who enjoys destroying men for money.

“When a man asks me to do something erotic to him, I tell him that if he drops his pants in front of me, I will slam him up against the wall so hard that he’ll need a jackhammer to get himself off again.

For me, the ring becomes the bed when I sit on my victims’ faces and they lie helplessly under my thick thighs and big buttocks… It’s an amazing feeling of power.”

Guys pay top dollar to get squeezes between Anna Conda’s massive legs.

There are men out there who ask for the “squeeze of death” from me. They offer me large sums of money too, like $10,000 as an advance payment. Naturally, I never accept because I’m not a psychopath and have no desire to sit in the electric chair in the US (“squeeze of death” request come mostly from Americans)

That’s America! Go big or go home!

Anna also runs Berlin’s Female Fight Club where she can be found “sitting on men’s faces and squeezing their heads until they are on the verge of popping between her Amazonian thighs.” It’s probably not as popular as Quizzo though.

Here’s a fun little video of Anna squeezing a watermelon between her legs like it’s an egg. Imagine this is your head.

https://dailymotion.com/video/xj8c68

H/T Vice

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.