https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/717003103871115267
I don’t care what side of the wall you’re on, I haven’t been this inspired since Pacino’s ‘Game of Inches’ speech in Any Given Sunday. I know I’ve completely been duped by this shameless fear mongering ploy, but if you’re satisfied with the old America–bridges collapsing, soldiers sleeping on the street, and Detroit, then need not apply. But if you’re looking for a president with a hot wife who likens leading a nation to a straight-to-DVD movie trailer, then Trump is a can’t miss pick. Blame everything shitty that’s happened in America in the past 10 years on the current administration in a super dramatic video complete with epic music and a ra-ra! voiceover, and you’ve basically punched your ticket to the oval office. The gloves are off Trump’s tiny hands. He’s playing for keeps.
Tell him what they already know, Tucker Smoak.
P.S. Throwing in a clip of Obama recklessly doing shoulder flies with pink weights is criminal. If you listen closely you can hear Trump whisper “Get a load of this pussy.” Savage.
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Answers are overrated.