If this is real, heaven help us all. Redditor joes_nipples uploaded a pic of a drink sampling table at Kent State University, where someone with an evil plan associated with Frito Lay/Pepsi was handing out “Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.” It’s called “Dewitos,” which sounds like how a toddler would pronounce Doritos. According to joes_nipples it “actually tasted like Doritos.” In his own words:
It was just really..werid. Like Doritos in liquid form. Guess the neckbeards will like it. I’m not a fan. It honestly wasn’t that disgusting. It tasted like orange with a doritos after taste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I’ve ever drunken.
The stuff actually tasted like liquid Doritos. It was really weird, and not exactly appetizing. They also had some other demo flavors, and they were doing surveys, I guess some kind of customer research.
It sounds like someone in the Frito Lay/Pepsi food lab dropped a bunch of acid and started experimenting with flavor chemicals. The other Mt. Dew flavors being sampled were lemon ginger, mango habanero (joes_nipples says “also weird”), and rainbow sherbet, which “tasted like medicine.”
Hey, the neckbeards will like it! That’s a ringing endorsement for gamers ready to geek out on nacho cheese-flavored soda during their Call of Duty binges. In other words…
Here’s the original pic.