Walter White would roll over in his goddamn grave at this news. Aaron Gonzalez, allegedly a drug-dealing ingrate demonspawn was arrested in Albuquerque for selling meth and heroin out of a porta-potty in the parking lot a Pussycat Video Adult Store. Wow. Rock bottom just caved and opened up access to what would seem to be unprecedentedly low fucking depths for how stupid and desperate a man can grow to become. I mean fuck bro, like amidst your alleged operation, was your plan to run as shady and ill planned an operation as possible? It’s almost like the chump let loose a cry for help.
The court documents released indicate that an undercover detective was strolling around the parking lot Tuesday, eventually asked a man–later identified as Gonzalez’s potential accomplice, Andres Plata–for heroin. Plata nibbled on the bait like the money fiendin’ fish that he is, and led the detective to the extravagant, need I say decadent, porta-potty where the dealio went down. The detective arrested the two young men shortly after receiving $10 of heroin, and $10 of meth.
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[H/T: Albuquerque Journal]