Blessed are the peacemakers, right? This Bro is the peacemaker in this situation, helping the clerk of this liquor store in the Pacific Northwest a heaping plate of justice. I’d be pissed too if some nasty wookette tried to steal my vino inventory too. Like, ugh, lady — go back to cop lookout for the Nitrus Mafia at Disco Biscuits shows and pay for your goddamn wine like a civilized member of society. That’s what wooks and wookettes consider real “jobs” right? Scum.
Love the million-dollar smile on the clerks face after the officers get her in bracelets. That’s the look of a dude who just won at life.