Bow Tie Wearing, Beer Drinking Duck Gets Into A Bar Fight With A Dog

We’ve all gotten into a few scraps at a bar. Happens. Alcohol, testosterone, close quarters. It’s bound to lead to some tussles.

The same goes when your a posh duck, one who’s just trying to enjoy his ale. Star is a duck who is friends with a bar owner in England (this is all true) and occasionally goes to the pub for a pint, dressed in his finest.

But recently a dog was also in the bar, and the duck and the dog got into it.

Here’s what the duck’s owner, Barrie Hayman, had to say. Via The Huffington Post:

Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped – splitting Star’s bottom beak right down the middle,” Hayman, 69, told the Cheddar Valley Gazette.

“He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star.

“He had to be rushed to the vets and go under anaesthetic, which is always risky and could go either way with ducks and other small animals.

“Thankfully our Star is a tough cookie and it looks like he came out okay.”

England’s fucking awesome.