Dude In BMW Gets A Heavy Dose Of Street Justice After Parking Like A Complete Asshole

Nothing screams “I’m an asshole” like a reckless parking job. It’s the equivalent of laying across a row of subway seats, throwing a bag of fast food disposables out the window on the freeway, or punching a homeless man in the face. Just zero consideration of others. Granted, the parking lot was pretty much empty, so the BMW driver (lets call him Chad) probably  didn’t think he was inconveniencing anyone,  but props to this Jeep for making sure that Chad doesn’t fall into bad habits. The only slip up the street justice sheriff in the Jeep made was to post the video on the internet, which is going viral. Chad now has video evidence of the perpetrators and him and his father will hire a high powered lawyer to seek the death penalty. Such a Chad move.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.