eBay’s CEO Calls Bullshit on Amazon’s Drone Program

Psssshtttttttt, eBay CEO John Donahoe recently said. In an appearance on Bloomberg TV last week, Donahoe lambasted the idea of drone delivery, saying, “We’re not really focusing on long-term fantasies, we’re focusing on things that will change consumers’ experience today.” Donahoe, who represents Amazon's closest competitor, was then asked by reporter Emily Chang if Amazon's idea was anything more than a “long-term fantasy.” “We’ll see,” he said.

I'm no business man, but I think that “we'll see” means much more than… “we'll see.” I think he might have been sarcastic, you guys.

In other words, Donahue doesn't want Southerners to hunt for their Christmas presents. Think of the possibilities! NO FUN, BRO.

[H/T: BetaBeat]