Ex-Girlfriend Wants To ‘Work Things Out,’ Boyfriend Gets The Last Laugh

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Justin is in Arizona attempting to deal with a tough breakup with his girlfriend. And it appears as though Justin is handling the end of his relationship rather well if I do say so myself.

At 1:23 a.m., his ex texts him that she misses him, probably drunk after drinking an entire bottle of red velvet wine from Cupcake Vineyards while she’s home alone. She goes on a Champ Kind-esque emotional rant on how she misses his scent.


That cutesy “sweet pea” pet name almost made vomit. It appears that the ex-girlfriend may have done something to cause a rift in the relationship, but it appears that Justin is a reasonable man and is willing to work things out.


Yup Justin is DEFINITELY working things out by having a girl suck his dick at a bar. Exactly the kind of stress relief that one needs after dealing with the grief from a romance that has died.


Jeez! He told you 15 minutes. Stop getting all over his dick. Oh wait. Your lack of patience is really leaving a bad taste in Justin’s mouth, and he’s leaving a bad taste in this young lady’s mouth.

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