There’s always that asshole at every BBQ in America who’s like the boyfriend of someone who was barely invited to begin with. And he’s a complete pompous dick. Like has a pony tail and is wearing a Brooks Brothers sweater at a pool party. Absolutely insufferable. Tell me more about your successful startup and roll your eyes when I tell you I’m a blogger, dude. No seriously, roll them again and I’ll make them roll in the back of your head, Chet.
But as much as you’d like to press his face into the hot part of the grill or pull sternly on his pony tail with the grill tongs, that shit can bring unwanted drama into your life. The best route to take is always the passive aggressive route. It brings the same results without any of the consequence. So next time Chet is prancing around your BBQ like the dicktooth that he is, pull this exploding ketchup prank on him and start rolling the camera.