I just logged off of my personal Facebook page and was hit with this Progressive ad, featuring a very…uh…uh…errr…seasoned-looking Flo. I used to tell anyone who would listen that I, Boatshoe Bobby, would throw my anchor into Flo’s choppy waters. Now, I’m not so sure about that. Like, when did she either age 35 years or have surgery to look like Carrot Top?
What the hell happened Flo? Why you make Bobby want to fuck you no mo?
Who wore it better?