Florida Man Arrested For Breaking Into Ex-Girlfriend’s House, Pooping Everywhere

You know how there have been times in your life where you’d like to exact some revenge on your ex-girlfriend for whatever things she might have done that led to your breakup? Sure, we all have, but I bet you’ve never gone as far as Michael Anthony Johnson of Apopka, Florida took things. At least I hope not.

According to WESH in Orlando

A family of four had a rude awakening Friday morning when the homeowner’s ex broke in and defecated on several of the family’s belongings, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

The victim was asleep at first, but at least one of the three children inside the home allegedly witnessed Michael Anthony Johnson, 27, of Apopka, break into the home and defecate on things, deputies said.

Johnson is accused of defecating on the victim’s bed sheets, a glass kitchen plate, a wallet and a dresser.

Okay, so, according to the report, Johnson probably took a shit in at least two rooms: the bedroom and the kitchen. That’s assuming that the plate wasn’t in the bedroom. And if so, that means he really thought about what he was doing in there before getting busted. That is some real determination right there.

H/T The Big Lead