This Guy Is Offering A FREE Trip Around The World…But Only If You Have The Same Name As His Ex-Girlfriend
Have you ever wanted to travel around the world with some random stranger whose ex-girlfriend just happens to have the same name as you? Well not only is that a bizarrely specific desire, but you’re in luck! Jordan Axani, a man residing in Toronto, Canada not only has a free ticket available for a trip around the world, but the only people who he can take with him are girls named Elizabeth Gallagher.
I need your help. You see, in March I booked a fairly wicked trip around the world for this Christmas for my ex and I. While our relationship has come to a close, I am still planning on going on the trip and she is not (naturally). And because I hate the idea of a ticket around the world going to waste, I am looking for a Canadian named Elizabeth Gallagher who could use the ticket.
Anyone familiar with with the archaic system that is modern air travel will know that a name change on a ticket is damn near impossible. Moreover, the flights were purchased during a massive blow-up on Priceline and were frankly so cheap and on so many different airlines that they’re not worth the headache or money to cancel.
Unlike most creepy men on the Internet, Jordan is not looking for sex, drugs, or any erotic exchange of bodily fluids as currency, and doesn’t care whether or not you travel with him, furthering the vibe that he probably (hopefully) isn’t planning to murder you overseas. The only other requirements he has aside from being named Elizabeth Gallagher are as follows:
1. Be sane, smart and (hopefully) interesting.
2. Have always wanted to travel, but maybe haven’t had the opportunity or cash to see much of the world.
3. Be named Elizabeth Gallagher and have a Canadian passport.
4. Be ready for a rather spontaneous life experience that will, one day, be an epic story that you’ll tell your kids.
5. Pay it forward. I’ve been lucky in life and this is me giving back to the universe. Do something similar someday.
Unfortunately, the trip is for the flights only, not the hotels. That’s all on whichever lucky Elizabeth Gallagher gets chosen for the free plane tickets.
If your name happens to be Elizabeth Gallagher, you have a Canadian passport AND you’d like to go dick around the world for (mostly) free, email firstname.lastname@example.org and he might just pick you.