Tinder is all about working angles–accentuating your good qualities and shelfing the fact that you eat mayonnaise out of a jar. Girls want to know what makes you better than the very best photos of every guy in your area. Odds are, you aren’t good looking enough to just throw your senior portrait up there and hope for the best. I fall into the category for sure. So I’ve douchified my profile and used other tactics to increase my match rate even with the same ugly face my fucking parents burdened me with.
Because in this life, it’s all about presentation. And no presentation is more official than a PowerPoint presentation.
Ask my ginger bro friend–David–who is king at ‘working with what ya got’ in a professional, yet playful way.
Live look at my boy David right now:
[h/t LADbible]