This Girl Is Reviewing All Of Her Dates On Yelp And Every Single One Of Them Is A Hot Mess Of Hilarity

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Natalie Walker is a 25-year-old actress from New York who, rather than writing lame Yelp reviews like “Salad was bad, waiter was bad and this place literally gave me cancer,” has been writing reviews for every date she’s been on at a given venue. For example, here’s what she had to say about Regal Cinemas Union Square 14:

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Although there are only six reviews so far (cut her some slack, she just started), each one manages to not only describe the perfect date from hell but also rate the destination. Would you want to go sit in a theater where you know some kid got a real limp handy for 20+ minutes? I don’t think so. You could be sitting in a puddle of crushed jizz from 2008 and not even know about it!

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