Two feisty gorillas at the Omaha Zoo came to blows over the weekend, frightening visitors.
I’d be scared, too, dude. Gorilla’ll fuck you up. Remember this video from the one that banged on the glass?
That, in case you can’t tell, is the same dang zoo! It might even be the same gorilla. I imagine these gorillas aren’t angry with each other, but are just training for their eventual escape, when they will fuck the world UP.
Thank god I’m 2,000 miles away. Anyone in Omaha should be worried.
[H/T The Daily Mail]