If this guy was hungover—note: he’s at a speech competition so those odds tilt toward “unlikely”—then he now holds the ultimate one-upper on any friends who ever try to swap morning-after stories. “Dude, I was so hungover I ordered food from bed all day.” “Oh word? I blacked out, came in sixth in a speech competition, and vommed for a camera. They say the University of Nebraska at Kearney’s exhibition hall was Never. The. Same.”
[H/T: Brian Rosenthal, via Deadspin]