The Most Popular Halloween Costumes In Each State This Year Show Louisiana Doesn’t Know What Halloween Is


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That’s what the most searched costume in Louisiana is for this year’s Halloween.


That’s not a costume. That’s a gun. And somehow, Louisiana isn’t even the worst offender in 2015.

Here are some other pitiful attempts people in various states are making at dressing up this year.

Ohio: Potato

Potatoes aren’t even your biggest export, Ohio.

Wisconsin: Beer

Also not a costume.

California: Pregnant nun


Maryland: Afro wig

That, like gun, is an accessory.

South Dakota: Costume idea

Go home, South Dakota. You’re… not smart.

Does your state suck, too? Probably. The real estate blog Estately tracked Google searches this year to come up with a list of the most popular costume in each state.

I don’t think I’m wrong in saying everyone in America is an idiot.

People in Arkansas are going as “Rock.”



The blog also tracked popular search trends for the holiday over the past 11 years, which is super relevant in case you were wondering if people in Illinois went as Barack Obama for Halloween in 2008.

You weren’t.

[Via The Daily Dot]