The Unabridged History Of Women Being Complete Assholes At The McDonald’s Drive-Thru

DECEMBER 2012

Remember “FHRITP?” Well during the height of this silly idiom in 2014, drunk girls screamed the profanity at employees at a Michigan McDonald’s. One of the girls can be seen holding a beer and claiming that she is pregnant. Stay classy Michigan.

Police arrive on the scene and the ladies are still out of control, to the point cops taser and knockout one of the females. Stay classy Michigan.

OCTOBER 2012

In October of 2012, A Pennsylvania woman allegedly assaulted the restaurant’s manager and ripped off the headset of another employee after she was “was unhappy with the service at McDonald’s drive-thru.” Remember, the customer is always right.

Chrystina Kocher, 41, sped away from the scene of the crime in her Chevy Cavalier. She would be was apprehended shortly after the 3 AM confrontation and charged with drunk driving, harassment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

APRIL 2012

Probably the most famous McDonald’s drive-thru altercations was this one aptly titled “McNugget Rampage.” It was published on YouTube on April 3, 2012, and since has amassed over 4.4 million views.

Who could forget this sweetiepie who assaulted a McDonald’s employee through the drive-thru window after finding out that Chicken McNuggets weren’t being served during breakfast hours. She violently punched the workers until they finally got the window closed. The unhappy camper unsuccessfully attempted to smash the glass with her elbow. However there’s no quit in this chick because she gets an item from her car and throws it through the window, shattering the glass. She then drives off.

The McNugget-loving woman in question is Melodi Dushane. She was later arrested and sentenced to 60 days in prison.

FEBRUARY 2012

Evangeline Lucca cut someone in the drive-thru line of the McDonald’s Hope Mills, North Carolina (Which I didn’t think was even possible). When employees refused to serve her, she blocked the drive-thru and refused to move for 20 minutes.

The 37-year-old McManiac was even defiant and threatening to deputies when they arrived as her 3-year-old daughter sat in the back seat. Multiple officers attempted to forcibly remove Lucca from her car, but she resisted. That’s when police tasered the woman twice and then “she just flopped out of the car like a fish.”

The daughter was taken into protective custody, and Lucca was charged with second-degree trespassing.

Imagine who you want your kids to be, and be that.