This Is What It Would Look Like If People Were Honest About Their New Year’s Resolutions

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You’re going to lose 10 pounds, get excited, then stop going to the gym and gain 20 back. You’re also going to floss more, but only start when you’re two days away from your dentist appointment. Basically every resolution you’re going to make is going to end up being horseshit, so you might as well quit while you’re ahead and just not make any.