From our good friends at UPROXX comes this video of a horny falcon coming all over a guy’s hat. Unlike when you jizz into one of those white fan towels you get to wave around at a playoff sporting events (I know you jizz into those), this semen is not then thrown into a hamper and allowed to crust over.
Nope, it is collected and then used to impregnate lady falcons.
Note: You cannot use your splooge-soaked towel to impregnate ladies (or lady falcons, for that matter), so stop trying to shove them inside women. You are gross and they do not like that.
[Via UPROXX]