Mind you, this is Hit Girl if she’d gained a few pounds and started hitting the meth pipe on the regular. Every time I go to post one of these I get Keohan in my ear bitching about how “ermagherd Rebecca she’s not even THAT HOT” when the chick in question is at least 4 points hotter than the usual girl he bags. I’ve seen your Tinder account Matt, don’t even try lying to me I know your bread and butter is 5.5’s with the occasional lazy eye thrown in the mix.
But Matt’s inability to bang anyone above a 6 slash anyone who isn’t pushing middle age with the self-esteem of 12-year-old who has persistent acne is irrelevant. Today we’re here to talk about Taylor Sloan, 20, who was arrested after the SWAT team of Mesquite, Nevada executed a high-risk search warrant at her residence. According to Mesquite Local News, Taylor and her alleged meth buddy Fredrick Kuhn, 22, were safely taken into custody as detectives found a literal cornucopia of illegal shit in their house:
Narcotics Detectives also discovered additional illegal narcotics, as well as stolen credit cards and checkbooks inside the residence.
…Taylor Sloan, 20, of Littlefield Arizona, was arrested and charged with: Two felony counts of sales of a controlled substance (meth), two felony counts of possession of a controlled substance (meth), two felony counts of conspiracy to violate the uniform controlled substance act, one felony count of opening or maintaining a place for unlawful sales of controlled substance, three felony counts of unlawful possession of a credit card without owner’s consent, one gross misdemeanor count of attempting to exploit an elderly person, one misdemeanor count of possession of marijuana, and five misdemeanor counts of possession of drug paraphernalia.(via)
Both Sloan and Kuhn were reportedly transported and booked into the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas, Nevada.
[H/T Mesquite Local News]