This Guy’s Pitch For His ‘How To Meet Women On The Subway’ Book Outside An NYC Starbucks Is GOLD
If you’re lucky enough to be gracing the corner of 6th & Bryant Park in New York City today, you may see Brian here pushing his 125-page novella How To Meet Women On The Subway, and based on the pitch he’s rolling with, he’ll probably be sold out of every single $10 autographed copy he has in that suitcase before you even finish reading this article!
"Where to meet the sexy subway moms" pic.twitter.com/Gvjci3xtVH
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) December 15, 2015
“125 pages of my subway slider secrets, by sharing the ICC loops that “identify target, make contact, and CLOSE and get a number in less than 3 minutes!
Oh, you might get maced once or twice but these tips always work. “How To Meet Women On The Subway” is [inaudible] will have fun and laughter. Santa Claus just bought three copies himself!
..now I know you say, “Brian, I’m not as good looking as you…”
Anddddd this dude’s face says it all.
Ummmm bro, I wanna pick up chicks, not get maced in the face. And why is Santa buying three copies? What does Mrs. Claus think about that!?
But in all seriousness, a little research revealed that How To Meet Women On The Subway is actually pretty well-reviewed, and of the satire genre – hence the gimmick – so I guess author Brian Robinson is doing something right.
Also, just have to point out, it is a surprisingly warm December day for a good NYC corner hustle.
[h/t Oliver Darcy]