If You're Bored This President's Day Weekend, Cosmo Has Some Tips On How To Properly Give A Rusty Trombone

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Hey! It’s President’s Day Weekend! Whatcha doing? Maybe a little used car shopping? Maybe some mattress shopping (the deals are GREAT!)? Maybe some dinner with your lady at Uno’s Chicago Pizzeria?

In the interest of keeping things kinky, I strongly recommend you read Cosmo’s “How To Properly Give A Rusty Trombone” article, even for just the LOLs. The Internet at large can’t stop making fun of it:

"How to give your partner the BEST rusty trombone of their life https://t.co/f9gqznPfJa" @Cosmopolitan pic.twitter.com/FkUyAsR4HD

— Joe Kelly (@all_time_joe) February 18, 2017

The *right* way to give a freaking amazing rusty trombone 👀 https://t.co/M6cCVGxlmg pic.twitter.com/bUYzJnOheO

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) February 17, 2017

PEOPLE ARE DYING, THE WORLD IS BURNING!

Cosmo:

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— Leasha (@LeashaMiz) February 18, 2017

The More You Know…!!! https://t.co/qex1Co7VEp

— Jamie Combs (@jcdrums42) February 19, 2017

#IMPORTANT https://t.co/BnYG7D9f59

— Eric Barry (@EricBarry) February 19, 2017

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— Luca (@upMyArse) February 19, 2017

I guess I'm just a talent musician 👨‍🎤 https://t.co/budVpnUNUA

— Eric Rodriguez (@ericrodr1977) February 19, 2017

Just who is running the @Cosmopolitan account? pic.twitter.com/TPaG9iYhAr

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 18, 2017

If You’re Bored This President’s Day Weekend, Cosmo Has Some Tips On How To Properly Give A Rusty Trombone