Check Out The Balls (Well, Butt) On This Guy Whose Instagram DM Game Is Graphic AF

Look, it’s 2016. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get your butt eaten out a little bit. Who am I to begrudge a man who wants to indulge all his erogenous zones during fornication?

But there’s a right way and a wrong way to go about it. The right way (speaking not from, like, experience, but from, like, a kind of experience) is to consult your partner about it, and then when the time is right, if she consents, to take the proper hygienic steps before you two proceed with the act.

The wrong way is to DM a girl on Instagram pictures of butt holes and ask “you eat ass?”

That’s just what one gent did. From a reader tipster.

Thankfully, she shot him down.

This is your damn nearly daily reminder that doing things like this to women online is harassing and you shouldn’t do it. Especially not if in your Instagram profile you espouse Christian beliefs.

That passage says “we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not put us to shame, because God’s love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.”

That’s from Paul’s epistle to the Romans, one of the seminal letters of the New Testament and Christian faith, which, if you read the whole thing, you will notice never once asks the Romans if they “eat ass.”

[Via a reader]