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Some things just cannot be forgiven. Especially when it comes to pizza.
Putting peeps on a pizza is one of those things.
Carrying your pizza like this guy spotted by someone on Imgur is another.
Naturally, this photo made its way to Twitter, because everything in the entire world does eventually, and people were horrified.
I think I'm witnessing a drug deal. I mean who the hell carries their pizza like that? pic.twitter.com/FubhZQvWD1
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 1, 2017
The person who took the photo also pointed out that this guy wasn’t carrying frozen pizza nor were they calzones, because calzones from Pizza Pizza come in different boxes.
Only a serial killer would carry pizzas like this pic.twitter.com/RkZZ4oic1R
— hotdamnhoeherewegoagain (@xxximberlee) April 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/doctorkaykaydee/status/848352384585740288
He carries the skins of his victims in those pizza boxes.
— ONWARD CHRISTIAN LAETTNER! (@WrightBlan) April 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/JWGrimston/status/848593743162871808
I'm not going to lie. I cried a little bit looking at this picture.
— Travis Starnes (@tstarnes) April 2, 2017
@itzkidmarley so disrespectful 😐
— m. (@mimzflamez) April 1, 2017
— R. Collins ☘ (@RBeforeTheDot) April 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/melindadgross/status/849155673594118144
https://twitter.com/18pablo88/status/848295691990511619
WHAT'S in the box!!?
Me: when I find out all the cheese slid off the pizza cause headass doesn't know how to carry the box. pic.twitter.com/cf5pO0PRp8
— @Cindy046 (@Cindy046) April 2, 2017
this offended me and i don't easily get offended online 😂
— #bringbackourgirls (@_espervnciv) April 3, 2017
my mom carries cakes the same way. I still was not able to "fix" this.
— Vitamina P (@Pollonidas) April 2, 2017
Pizza Pizza is a Canadian chain and their pizzas are like fucking bricks cheese is not going anywhere.
— Christopher Marc (@_ChristopherM) April 2, 2017
— hunter (@ArrozConTequila) April 2, 2017
fact that it's Pizza Pizza means it's gotta be cover for drugs. I refuse to believe someone would intentionally eat 2 boxes of Pizza Pizza
— Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer (@Cam_Oflage) April 2, 2017
Mystery solved?
H/T Mandatory