Introducing One Wipe Charlies, the Only True Butt Wipes for REAL MEN
One Wipe Charlies are butt wipes for men, by men. They won’t solve all your rear-end problems, but they will certainly solve some of them.
What advantages do they have over regular toilet paper, you ask?
“89% of wipe users are “very/extremely satisfied” with their cleanliness after using a wipe vs. only 58% of TP-only users. This should sound logical: If you stepped barefoot in a hot pile of dog poo, would you smear it off with a dry paper towel? No, you’d take a shower. Well, this isn’t your foot, it’s your center of gravity. Men who want to live the True Clean – the One Clean – use wipes.
Hey, that doesn’t stink.
There you have it. When it comes to No. 2, there’s a new No. 1.
[H/T: Dollar Shave Club]