This Is What The Iron Throne From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Would Look Like If It Were Made Out Of Dildos
I like Game of Thrones as much as the next person, but would I buy sex toys based on the series? Probably not. I’m all for letting people know I’m a fucking weirdo who enjoys playing Pokemon while watching Teen Mom reruns (the two go together like orange juice and toothpaste, yum), but I don’t think I’m at a point in my life where I’m ready to cross into wolf tail butt plug territory yet.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. A sex toy company, Bondara, has launched a new line of products aptly titled “Game Of Bones” after the hit-series Game of Thrones. Have you ever wanted to be a direwolf? Congratulations, today is your lucky day since now you can buy one of these butt plugs with a wolf’s tail sticking out the back. Nothing says “fearsome” and “deadly” like a naked guy with a furry butt plug sticking out of his ass, that’s for sure.
In order to properly celebrate such an…unique line of sex toys, Bondara decided to recreate the iron throne out of dildos. You might be asking yourself “why,” to which my reply would be “why not?” As if you really need an excuse to use dildos to construct anything. Tell me with a straight face that if you had 200 dildos and 24 hours of free time all to yourself that you wouldn’t build your own dildo throne, or at least a dildo barstool.