Despite the best efforts of Jared Fogle’s legal team, their attempt at convincing the judge that losing weight made him commit sex crimes obviously didn’t go over too well and the convicted pedophile now resides in Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution, Englewood. And because karma is a real-live rough housing bitch, Fogle has also reportedly gained 30 pounds while behind bars:
Jared — a man who famously lost more than 200 pounds by eating at Subway — has crossed the wrong people in prison and his only comfort has been found in food.
“He’s really started packing on the pounds again, probably from depression,” the prison insider, who estimates Jared to have gained 30 pounds already, says.
“Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” adds the insider. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”(via)
You would think that Fogle would’ve learned that calories in > calories out = weight gain after all these years, but then again you would also think that Fogle would’ve learned to not diddle little girls either. Selective learning is his Kryptonite, in other words.
Also on the list of things Jared Fogle is really bad at: not getting the shit smacked out of him in prison.
“Jared is regularly taunted by those who have it out for him,” the prison insider states.
“One of the men called Jared a ‘dirty child rapist’ and told him to ‘get the f–k out’ and not come back,” a recently released inmate from Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution — Englewood exclusively reveals.
The disgraced former Subway pitchman then made the mistake of opening his mouth to defend himself.
“The inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red. Jared just stood there stunned, then ran out of the gym,” while inmates booed and called him by his prison nickname — “Chomo,” which is short for child molester — as well as another choice derogatory term for a coward. “He never ratted out the inmates who did it, though, because he was threatened that if he did, they would get him!”(via)
Fogle is required by federal law to serve at least 85% of his prison sentence, which means we won’t be seeing him until 2030, assuming he doesn’t eat himself to death before then.
[H/T In Touch Weekly]