Jimmy Kimmel Rips United With New Commercial – ‘United Airlines: F*ck You’
Immediately following the fiasco of the forcible removal, errr “having to re-accommodate,” the doctor on United Airlines Flight 3411, there was plenty of snark on Twitter. Jimmy Kimmel properly lambasted United Airlines for their brutal treatment of Dr. David Dao
Jimmy Kimmel Live added to the firestorm of United by ripping the airline. Kimmel took aim at United C.E.O. Oscar Munoz, who apologized for a customer brutally removed from the overbooked plane by saying his company was sorry for “having to re-accommodate these customers.”
“That is such sanitized, say-nothing, take-no-responsibility corporate B.S. speak,” Kimmel said. “I don’t know how the guy who sent that tweet didn’t vomit when he typed it out.”
“This is like when we re-accommodated El Chapo out of Mexico,” Kimmel joked.
JKL then created a new commercial for the maligned airline featuring a United flight attendant.
“We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say, and there won’t be a problem. Capisce? If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough shit. Give us a problem, and we’ll drag your ass off the plane. And if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly, you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device. United Airlines: Fuck you.”