Jimmy Tatro Perfectly Illustrates Why New Year’s Resolutions Are For Tools

I hate how all New Year’s Resolutions are usually health-based. Like, my New Year’s resolution is to be able to afford expensive sushi dinners two times a week. I want to be crushing more toro rolls because I didn’t get nearly enough in my belly in 2014. Also, beer. I want to branch out from IPAs and perhaps explore more beer options, like different wheat varieties. Maybe some porters. My New Year’s resolutions are about expanding my horizons.

See what I’m saying? Going to the gym or eating kale for lunch or only drinking on the weekends is a fools errand. This Jimmy Tatro video perfectly illustrates that.

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