I didn't watch the speech, but Twitter was worth checking just to see the Onion-inspired Biden jokes pour in for two hours straight. The man is a comedy goldmine.
As Obama is giving his speech Biden tries to open a package of M&Ms very slowly but rips it and they scatter all over the stage
— A Responsible Man (@OBiiieeee) January 29, 2014
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He gotta RT @donwill Biden gotta turn around and pop off one selfie for the 'Gram before this is over
— Desus (@desusnice) January 29, 2014
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joe biden is filling out his room service card pic.twitter.com/sJK05rkEdE
— samir mezrahi (@samir) January 29, 2014
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Biden just counting the minutes until the Lemmons he took with Jonah Hill kick in.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 29, 2014
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biden is totally sexting pic.twitter.com/4MCv0YcZ9s
— psamp (@psamp) January 29, 2014
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Joe Biden just replaced Obama’s #SOTU notes with his own suggestions. I wonder if he’ll notice: pic.twitter.com/neXPwBVVfU
— Rob Fee (@robfee) January 29, 2014
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Right now Obama is begging Biden not to wear his Who Farted? tie tonight
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) January 28, 2014
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