Just a heads up ladies, be on the lookout for this Bro in about 20 or so years. You’ll be dating him, and you’ll catch him in bed with another woman, and somehow he’ll convince you that not only did he not cheat on you, but even if he did, it was you fault.
Bro is a stone cold liar. I love it. I almost believe he didn’t even eat the cupcake.
[Via Drunken Stepfather]