Drunk UMD Lax Bro Arrested for Molesting Sleeping Woman at Zac Brown Band Concert
That’s not a headline you see every day. But let’s be honest. Does any bit of it surprise you? Of course a lax Bro isn’t gonna skip ZBB at Jiffy Lube Live. Not at the start of summer. That’s the best way to start summer.
And of course he’s gonna put down some beers before the show. Can’t see ZBB without putting back some beers. Was there Fireball passed around? There was probably Fireball passed around. Do you think they tossed the lax ball in the parking lot while pregaming? He and his buddies definitely tossed the lax ball in the parking lot while pregraming.
Chill night, man. Probably something you’d post some photos of to Facebook after the show. #ZBB #JiffyLubeLive #boys
According to investigators, the alleged incident happened Sunday night during the Zac Brown Band concert at the venue in Bristow, Va. They say the victim claims she woke up and found the man—whom she didn’t know—lying beside her and touching her inappropriately.
Prince William County police say the suspect, Benjamin Chisolm of Davidsonville, Md., walked away from the victim, and was eventually detained by police for public intoxication. He was arrested and charged with aggravated sexual battery.
He is being held without bail. Which is kind of ironic, because I bet he sang along to this song at some point.
Definitely. That’s a great ZBB song.