Big Ass Lion Vs. Big Ass Buffalo Fight To The Death–Who Ya Got?

Ah, nature’s heavyweights going head-to-head. The animal versions of Dada 5000 and Kimbo Slice. Hopefully, these two beasts don’t just lean on each other for two rounds and knock themselves out due to exhaustion. No, no. These monsters are natural born killers. Everything they eat, they’ve killed first.

Judging by the photo above, I’m going to put the $16 in my checking account on the buffalo–he looks cool, calm and collected and I haven’t seen a schlong that prominent since the Mandingo porn I watched last night.

Without further ado…

Ok, ok. I’m still feeling pretty confident. The buffalo has established himself as the alpha by putting Simba on the defensive. I haven’t seen anyone backpedal that fast since Brian Williams tried to claim he was a war hero.

Round 2 of 2…

Pussy ass lion needed help from his boy while the buffalo’s crew left him like a used condom.

Regardless, I’m a man of my word.

Nature, man. WHAT A RIDE.

[h/t For the Win]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.