We just went over this yesterday with all the people who are using Tinder to cheat on their husbands and wives. You should not cheat, but if you’re going to cheat please use some discretion, people. USE. FUCKING. DISCRETION. It’s that easy.
Is the thrill of possibly getting caught because you’re acting like a goddamn reckless idiot what’s giving you half the boner? #ThrillBoners
Well, here’s another reckless jackass to bucket with all the married people on Tinder. The guy, who calls himself Michael, has been married for 20 years and successfully cheated on his wife numerous times. Probably would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for
those meddling kids his infant-sized brain causing him to call into a radio show and ADMIT IT.
What Michael didn’t account for was that fact that people still listen to the radio. More specifically, he didn’t account for the fact that his wife’s friend Claire still listens to the radio. And after he’d already spilled the beans and all the sordid details of his affairs — some of which took place with his wife’s friends — Claire kicked in the door like the fucking ATF and ruined his party.
As much as Michael deserved being caught for his actions, guys have to stick together and I kind of… NOPE. Just kidding, I have no pity for a shitsipper of this magnitude.