Most Ratchet Man Ever Kept A Human Brain At His House And Sprayed The Embalming Fluid On His Pot To Get High

Very often on this site I say: “To each your own.” If what you’re doing isn’t harming another human being, it isn’t really my place to tell you you shouldn’t do it, because I sure as shit don’t want you doing that to me.

But I’m gonna go ahead and say Joshua Lee Long, of Carlisle, Pennsylvania, mayyyyy have crossed a line.

For he kept a human brain and used the embalming fluid it was kept in to get high.

He was charged with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy after his aunt found the brain under his porch. She called police and Long was taken into custody.

“The defendant related that he knew it was illegal to have the brain and that he and (another man) would spray the embalming fluid on ‘weed’ to get high,” wrote Trooper John Boardman, the investigator.

Court records indicate a coroner concluded the brain was real and that Long supposedly named it Freddy.

The brain, authorities believe, was most likely a teaching specimen Long stole.

Yea that’s some fucked up shit.

[From The Associated Press]