It Sure Sounds Like McDonald’s Is Going To Start Serving Breakfast All Day Soon

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Allow me a brief moment of orgasm over the news McDonald’s breakfast being served all day might be a real possibility.

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McDonald’s hash browns are the god damn best. Better than anything. Better than your mother, that’s for certain. No offense.

There is no faster hangover cure than two of those, an entire packet of the delicious salt McDonald’s has sprinkled on top and two containers of ketchup. One for each. Sit in that booth and allow them to nourish you back to health. You can get through this day. I promise. You can.

And now, you may not even need to wake up early to get yourself some delicious, delicious hash browns (The rest of McDonald’s breakfast pales in comparison, although the sausage biscuit is fantastic).

Here’s the good news from Business Insider:

Our industry sources inform us that McDonald’s US plans to test all-day breakfast — breakfast items for sale throughout the 24-hour day — in one domestic market, with the test set to begin within the next month or two,” [an industry research group] says in a research note.

Testing all-day breakfast “makes sense,” Janney Capital Markets analyst Mark Kalinowski says. Some of the most “craveable” items on the McDonald’s menu are the McMuffins and McGriddles, he notes.

Why even bother testing this? Well, because the issue is coordinating kitchen space but what fucking ever. You know it will be a rousing success. Trim some of the bullshit garb to make it easier to serve and you know what, fuck it. Just offer hash browns. That’s all you have to do. That’s all us peoples want.

That will be a success. God, imagine a two p.m. hash brown. So fucking good. So fucking good.

It’s now only a matter of time before they roll it out nationwide, because they can’t tease us like this. They can’t.

[H/T Huffington Post]