Minnie Mouse And Hello Kitty Got Into A Straight-Up Street Brawl In Times Square– Who Ya Got?

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There’s got to be something about the excessive heat or lack of air flow that’s constantly causing costumed characters to lose their god damn minds.

The Daily News reported that Sandra Mocha, 34, and Giovanna Melendez, 40, were arrested and charged with assault in Times Square yesterday. The two women, dressed as Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty, got into a scuffle for unknown reasons. Gothamist points out that they don’t need a real reason, considering one is a cat and the other a mouse, but I’m guessing the fight started over a specific corner or a coke deal gone bad.

Here are a few more photos from the scene.


My favorite part of all this is how the other characters gathered round like this is a fight club. Imagine brawling, in a costume, in Times Square with Goofy and Super Mario screaming to aim for the nuts?

So, Minnie Mouse versus Hello Kitty — who ya got? Smart money is on a cat in this situation BUT look how many times Jerry got the better of Tom. He took that cat to the fucking woodshed on numerous occasions. And Hello Kitty seems like a, excuse the pun, a real pussy. I’m not sure she could handle a couple eye bites from the world’s most famous female mouse.

Debate in the comments. You’ve got nothing better to do.

[via Gothamist]