Former Miss Arkansas Alleges That Bill Clinton Was Meh In Bed And That Hillary Was Into Sex With Women


In an interview with Daily Mail before the release of a tell-all memoir, former Miss Arkansas Sally Miller detailed the 1983 three-month affair she allegedly had with Bill Clinton after they met at parties and political functions and the intimate secrets he would freely spill to her about his wife Hillary.

You can find the whole fascinating interview HERE, but if reading makes you dizzy, I’ve highlighted the most interesting points below.

Miller speaking on Hillary’s alleged lesbianism, as told to her by Bill:

‘Let’s just get down to the facts,’ she adds. ‘Firstly, Bill didn’t mind telling me that Hillary doesn’t like sex.

‘I take him at his word and he told me she liked females more than men. She was the child of a more progressive community. She was exposed to all the liberals, she was a flower child.

‘Hillary does drugs too, that’s the only time that she would entertain the idea – again, this is what Bill told me.

‘While we were intimately involved he would say things like “gosh you need to come over and teach Hillary a few things”.

‘He said she probably wouldn’t take to that idea much.

Miller, who was divorced from her first husband when she met Bill, said she was attracted to his energy, sense of humor and his intensity.

She claims Bill would wind down with a marijuana cigarette (that Presidential Shit) and on several occasions snort cocaine off her coffee table.

She also claims that the 42nd President was quite the charmer:

‘Bill is not the most handsome man. But he makes you feel like your breasts are the right size, your legs are the perfect length, you have an incredible body and on top of all that you’re beautiful. There are not many men that can make a woman feel that way.’

Unfortunately, the charisma didn’t translate to the bedroom, as Miller claims Clinton was less than impressive in the sack.

‘It wasn’t that memorable. It was no big deal – think about that,’ chuckled Miller. ‘That’s probably why he didn’t have any confidence as a lover.

‘He reminded me of a what a little boy would say to his momma. ‘Is it OK if I put my hand there? Can I touch you here?’ I’ve always preferred younger men but I’ve never had one who asked permission.’

The now 77-year-old claims that she’s been stalked and spied on since divulging the highly personal information and says she sleeps with a loaded gun in debilitating fear. She even took to social media to warn her followers that if she dies by suicide, no one should believe it.

[h/t Daily Mail]

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