Model Has Had 15 Surgeries, 6 Ribs Removed And Spent $120,000 To Look Like Jessica Rabbit

When I was a kid I wanted to be Popeye the Sailor Man, but to me spinach tastes like dandelion leaves that have been shit out of an elephant, so I gave up on that dream fairly quick. I would love to have the forearms of Popeye! But I’m not willing to jerk off 22 hours a day to get those enormous forearms (Well I’m actually willing, but it’s not really physically possible). I’m also not up to the idea of injecting silicon into my arms to have them balloon and appear like I actually lift weights. However, Pixee Fox goes after her ridiculous dreams far better than I ever could because she is actually turning her human body into a cartoon character.

Pixee Fox is a 25-year-old model who desperately wants to have the body of Jessica Rabbit, yes the cartoon character. This is so much her aspiration in life that she had six ribs removed (Because who needs those pesky protective bones keeping your vital organs nice and safe?). It took Pixee a very long time to even find a doctor willing to do the risky procedure, and finally after an extreme five-hour surgery in Indianapolis she was rib-free!

“Getting my ribs removed has always been a dream of mine,” Pixee says. I can only think of Martin Luther King, Jr. of having a more worthwhile and noble dream. “But it was really hard, almost impossible, to find a surgeon to do it,” Pixee says. I hear good things about a Dr. Victor Frankenstein, maybe you can look him up. “The only reason I have been able to do it now is that doctors finally started taking me seriously,” Pixee says. “They can see I’m not a crazy person and that I know what I’m doing,” well let’s not rush into any rash conclusions. Now without those darned ribs getting in the way, Pixee can try to set the world record for smallest waist. “If I just get time to heal and workout and continue my lifestyle I’m going to go down to 14 inches,” Pixee boasts. The current record holder is Cathie Jung, who has a 15-inch waist. But it doesn’t stop at just ribs in defying nature’s blueprint for Pixee, she has also spent $120,000 on 15 various surgeries to mutate her body into a cartoon character. The procedures have taken 5-foot 4-inch model’s measurements from 30-24-34 to an mind-bending 38-16-39. Pixee, originally from a small rural town outside of Stockholm, Sweden, has had four rhinoplasties to sculpt the perfect nose, her upper eyelids have been operated on, she’s had injectable fillers to plump up her cheeks and lips, a Brazilian butt lift, two rounds of liposuction and four breast augmentations to boost her boobs to a ginormous J-cup. She has even had a labiaplasty, to cut excess tissue from the labia.

Good luck to Pixee on her never-ending quest to be a plastic doll!